Speaking of holding press conferences, didn’t Trump promise to hold one today to discuss how he would separate himself from his business? Amazing how he wasn’t able to do that, but did find the time to go on a Twitter tirade about a restaurant review and the amazingly stupid Tweet above.

If there’s one Obama conspiracy I hope is true, it’s that he’ll declare martial law and try to claim a 3rd term.

Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

This. Apparently his estate in France is for sale for 63 million dollars. Not to mention the island he owns, multiple apartments, etc. Even with Pirates money, that’s an insane amount of money to spend on real estate. I can easily believe that he is short on cash.

This was literally an episode of 30 Rock.

All while completely ignoring that many Bush administration officials could actually be charged with war crimes.

All I ask of 2017 is the Republicans decide to treat Cheetolini the way they would’ve treated a President Clinton. Even a third of the effort it would take to rattle her will be enough to get him to flee the White House so fast there will be a cloud of orange dust where he was standing.

I love how people call her a war criminal although she has literally done nothing that qualifies as a war crime (simply conducting a military conflict is not a fucking war crime) but have zero problems with the guy who has basically stated he would commit war crimes when elected.

I asked one of my Co workers, that had uttered the words “Hillary should be in jail”, what was so fucking damning in those emails, and she couldn’t come up with even one thing in the emails. These are the kind of people we are dealing with.

You mean to tell me the man whose son shared and legitimized Pizzagate is also a fuckup?

So when is this fucker gonna be charged for crimes against humanity? Or is the UN really that toothless?

As far as I’m concerned, Kurt Eichenwald and David Farenthold were the only Real Journalists doing Actual Journalism this election, only to be mostly ignored by people and other media in favor of #omg!emails!

You see, when women fight, it’s stupid, petty drama that’s deserving of the reductive term “cat fight.” When men fight, it’s all about creative differences. Like Alec Baldwin’s tantrum over his beard on the set of The Edge or Jared Leto’s contrived antics on the set of the Suicide Squad.

Being angry is only emotional if you have a vagina. That’s just science.

I’m impressed he knew the year the ERA was written and the history around it apparently off the top of his head.

Let’s compare it to other industries. If you got a job at a PR firm, you would need a minimum level of experience to get the job. From there, the firm would likely have a pre-determined salary range and your starting salary would be based on previous experience. After that, your salary would largely depend on your…

He had a mental breakdown like what, two weeks ago? Cancelled the rest a of tour, checked into a hospital, his wife was held at gunpoint two months ago?

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

Why do I have a feeling that Kanye is going to be performing at Trump’s inauguration?