I got fired from a minimum wage job as a baker once, because I couldn’t consistently show up on time at 4:30 AM to make croissants while battling clinical depression. I made damn good croissants, too.

Shame I wasn’t just a racist pig, and I could forget about filling out all these job applications.

Just like cops shooting black people. Always get their paid vacations.

I believe the plan is for Clinton electors to team up with Trump-hating GOP electors and elect a less outrageous Republican.

“I would borrow, knowing that if the economy crashed, you could make a deal,” Trump told CNBC. If the U.S. borrowed too much and invested its fresh cash in unproductive products, Trump would tell creditors to accept less than what he’d initially agreed to.

It just amazes me how much time was spent on emailz, Benghazi, and the Clinton Foundation, when everything with Trump is objectively a million times worse. I just hope that now the Democrats grow a spine and give Trump the treatment that Republicans gave to Hillary.

Here’s a conspiracy (links to No. 1 and No.2):

If only Trump were subject to rules. Any rules at all. Like wtf is this shit?

At this point it has to be some kind of fucking joke. If only Trump was subject to the Clinton Rules, we’d have endless investigations and maybe some of those conspiracy theorists could actually do some good. Fucking unbelievable to think that only 4 years ago Republicans were screaming bloody murder in the…

I know he’s fairly proud of the fact that he WON’T read, although he claims it is because he’s too busy (LOL). But I’m starting to believe... well, not that he’s completely illiterate, but that he might be barely above functional literacy. Would also explain the issue with teleprompters.

Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.

It’s a mark of intelligence to recognize what you don’t know and seek counsel and knowledge about it. Only stupid people think they know everything.

The human mind’s ability to self sabotage is pretty damned spectacular.

But, see, Trump didn’t give any speeches at Goldman Sachs. He’s stocking his cabinet with bankers, but speeches are all that matters. Focus, people. /s

Sadly, that’s probably true. She wanted vengeance, not justice. It doesn’t matter what facts say, she wanted someone to pay for it - and Hillary was a convenient target, whether she actually deserved it or not. I’m sure she is just pleased as punch with her role in this, she can suffer along with the rest of us in…

In typical Trump fashion, they all served their purpose and are now no longer useful. He is busy filling his administration with people that will go along with pretty much anything he demands, independent thought is not welcome (unless it is a complex job he doesn’t care to bother himself with - like NSA/actual…

He told one group of people that if they were loyal they were in but at the same time probably kept a list of high profile CEOs and Wall Street Wolves close to his chest.

I’m sad and pissed off that your doctor can’t practice medicine in the most ideal way, but instead has to change the way she does things because of unscientific, misogynist laws. Fuck.

I have a new OB and she told me on our first meeting that their practice does 18 week anatomy scans instead of 20 week scans because of the law in South Carolina that limits abortions past 20 weeks. She said it’s not medically the most ideal thing to do the scan two weeks early, but they hope that any major anomalies…

And then the inevitable “You should have thought about that before having sex” kick in the pants.

You cut all of the funding for places that provide discounted and free contraception. Now I’m pregnant. What am I going to do?