The article mentioned an analyst, so I’m assuming there was butt stuff.

This is a good take.

Only sport that his hands allow him to play.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

I had an eight-pint win last night. Then I got yelled at by strangers about my parking skills.

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

Two of everything, except points.

Well, he just rewrote biblical history.

I early voted today and I’m staying off all local and network tv and internet until it’s over. Hulu and Netflix only

7 more days in hell or begning of it

I’m going to set up a robocall to try and get a date. If I can get my message out to 194,000 people, someone’s gotta take me up on the offer, right?

This election needs to be over! The shit already hit the fan, and now the blades are flinging said shit everywhere while they’re spinning.

Tebow reached on a fielder’s choice...

Pfft, it’s Tim Tebow. He won’t get to 2nd base ‘til he’s married.

But by focusing on fake problems and even making up problems allows me to not focus on real problems in the world.

A deep, entertaining NBA stocked with arguably the most generational talent since the early-mid ‘90s may wind up being 2016's sole redeeming quality.

I phone banked for her last week! I got a few adamant “I’m voting for Trump!” declarations which took me by surprise, but the whole experience was pretty interesting.

Don’t ask how they got it in.

For a Ray, that was quite a vectory.