For real though, I’d like to thank the Washington football team.

They probably gave him the rate on the condition that he’d have pants on the next time he walked into a PenFed branch.

Show me a 1/2 ton that hauls anything but air and ego.

Lionel Hollins, Billy King, and Willie (but not Willis) Reed

Wait

+1

What the fuck. Why would you go out of your way to "+1" this comment when there is a perfectly good star button that would let me know that a number of random assholes enjoyed my comment while making it extraordinarily cumbersome to ascertain whether it's a person whose opinions and tastes I've actually come, over…

Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [looks behind to see a trail of toppled hurdles]

I'm surprised Jones said anything at all, she has built a reputation on being notoriously tight-lipped.