Conservatives in October 2016: It’s just locker room talk!
Conservatives in April 2018: This lady comedian is so vulgar!

“Nothing cuts so deeply as the truth.”

Woman spoken the truth, while making a joke, world is ending.

Usually grifters run their con and leave before anyone notices (I still believe that Trump’s run for president was initially just a marketing campaign for his shitty products and shitteir family). But since he won, he is stuck in his current scam and all of the other scams are catching up to him.

I’m trying to imagine it, but I’m mostly remembering how they shrugged at “sexual harassment” and “banged porn stars while his wife was pregnant.”

Because you don’t have to be good to get ahead in these circles, you just have to be wealthy and/or white and/or male. After all, it’s easy to win card games when the world hands you an unlimited supply of stacked decks. From a certain perspective it’d be a waste of time to develop actual skill at the game. Why bother…

WHY ARE ALL THESE GRIFTERS SO FUCKING BAD AT THEIR JOBS!?!

Avenatti appears to be the perfect foil for trump.

Your first mistake is thinking that Trump and Bush actually read books to get into college or pass their classes

All that wealth in the Kardashian/Jenner/West Sunken Place is only eclipsed by the dearth of books any of them possess. A goddamn literary desert. None of this is a surprise; so no need to mourn Kanye. He has been gone for ages, and is never coming back. Move on.

This is what happens when everyone around you (and otherwise brilliant insightful writers online) constantly tells you how smart and amazing you are. You begin to believe your own bullshit, and you believe that YOU have a clarity that no one else has.

Trump doesnt read either, and Trump is also a narcissist. Both cant handle the slightest criticism of themselves and cannot laugh at themselves. They are the same people/personalities 

I would argue that this is exactly why you should live with your partner before getting married - so that you understand what you're getting into.

So as the top dog on the Shade court, does that make you Ruth Shader Ginsburg?

Sorry, as a shrieking harpy I have a reputation to maintain.

Yeah I too find it super attractive when a woman wears uncomfortable shoes that would make it virtually impossible for her to run away from me if she wanted to.

My best friend claims that she has never peed in the shower. I cant even understand how one can help it.

I'll never get over the fact that the patriarchy convinces people everyday that men are superior to women, but then turn around and say that they need to be "trained" for marriage by women, and they need to be "tamed" by women sexually because they're very sexual human beings and the poor poor menz can't help…

you're a good guy, Carlos.

I want to buy her a drink.