Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

This is not Kim’s fault. You should be able to do whatever you want to do online without some asspieces breaking into your apartment and holding you at fucking gunpoint.

Guys. Guys! Guyssssss. It’s not like she was (whispers) a caramel latte if you know what I mean....she um.....I mean everyone should follow the law, but it’s not like she (whispers) was a chocolate chip brownie if you know what I mean. People make mistakes! All that paperwork! But it not like she was (in a loud…

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.