That is interesting because Canada has some of the strictest immigration rules in the world lol

Nice inaccurate statement of fact there, very nice.

I exclusively pump (if this happens to you I AM SO SORRY; my son was premature and couldn’t/wouldn’t latch and it SUCKS SUCH BALLS) and I have to pump every hour during my period so my supply stays decent. The amount to which I worry about how much milk I’m making at any point is ASTOUNDING.

I exclusively pump (my son was born premature in September, was not able to latch due to losing an insane amount of weight in the first 24 hours of his life, and then screamed hysterically when i tried to get him to latch 4 weeks later after good weight gain) and it is hard as hell to find good places to pump. I do…

A teeny weeny peeny.

I love all the “oh, I’m old, I don’t get it.” There is nothing to get, you guys. I’m 27 and I laughed at the video. Why? Because a kid was using a funny voice to say nonsensical shit to another (good-looking) kid. Like.... what isn’t to get????? People’s desire to be “soooo above” memes is what I don’t get.

I had a baby in September. I was GBS negative. HOWEVER, a woman who was in a due date group with me delivered her baby early, GBS positive, and they neglected to administer antibiotics. Baby was ok at first, but died 10 hours later from infection. Antibiotics are important and nothing to be lax about, because, as you…

BuT ARE WE EVER GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW MATERNITY CLOTHES ARE SIZED S, M, AND L AND THAT’S IT?????

Yeah, Oregon Republicans are TOTALLY DIFFERENT from any other Republicans. I live in Oregon and our Republicans are awesome and willing to compromise.

I don’t normally say shit like this, but she has an incredibly punchable face.

The joke is that George is often dressed like the ghost of a child who died in Edwardian times. It’s on-going here at Jezebel, do try to keep up.

I’m gray so NO ONE will see this but: Not me, but my husband convinced his little brother that Lord of the Rings really happened. Like, in the past. His little brother believed this until 3 years ago. He is 21 years old.

She also claimed to never have had to put on a condom or used one before in an episode two weeks ago, which I categorically do not believe. Kris plays hard for the cameras.

TEDESTRIAN

Your pussy is way too dry to be riding Jezebel’s dick this hard.

The sizes are stupidly fucking small. Like, I wear a size 8, max, in bottoms but my ass can’t fit in the biggest size they sell. The size large top they sent me is tight on my 6-year-old nephew (yes I made him put it on to see—it is TINY). Honestly, I could use the top to swaddle my 8 week old and it would still not…

It is just another form of eating disorder, one that hides behind the benefit of appearing healthy. But spending so much time thinking about what you eat, how much of it, and working out is the textbook definition of ED.

The sizes are very jacked up. I’m a size 6 in jeans, but the large leggings don’t go over my ass. The large tank top is skin tight. And the sports bra they sent me as 0 support. It’s literally like half a tank top. Fabletics is the WORST and then they’ll keep charging you.

LOL it doesn’t just fyi. I had my baby September 30 and I was miserable from start to finish... and the baby was planned. It’s like nature’s biggest joke on women.

I just let out the largest laugh. It’s like you can’t read sarcasm.