butchywoodchain
ButchyWoodchain
butchywoodchain
Sep 16 2019
14

I’m sure it was worth him basically missing the birth of his child and all those sleepless nights away from his family to develop such a potent and unstoppable offense. 

Sep 16 2019
132

Or when he bypassed the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ mid-1980s morgue of an organization to sign for big bucks with the USFL. 

Sep 16 2019
145

How did he feel when Joe Montana demanded a trade out of San Francisco, finally cementing Young's starting role once and for all?

Sep 16 2019
8

He always plays that after his verbal spewing. I was just reading that he would blast “Tiny Dancer” on his plane during campaign trips so that people couldn’t sleep as he considers sleep a sign of weakness. He also has some fetish for beating Elton John’s attendance figures at different arena’s around the country and Read more

Sep 16 2019
27

Have you seen Pittsburgh strippers? It’s already a nightmare.

Nov 19 2017
58

Yes sir, you have won Today’s Internet! (Sirens go off, bells ring, confetti falls from ceiling.’).

Nov 19 2017
945

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Nov 19 2017
91

McDermott and Peterman should walk out of the stadium at halftime and start looking for new jobs.

Jan 22 2017
57

“These so-called Patriots are putting hard working Steelers out of work! We need to bring back the industries! Sad!”

Jan 19 2017
43

Are you kidding? That’s a serious upgrade! That horse is like, “Sure, fine, jack me off with a traffic cone and freeze my semen, pump me full of horse steroids, drug me until my flop sweat is a controlled substance, but I’m not going anywhere near that motherfucker.”