Exactly. Or you end up stealing the ambulance then jacking off at the police station wearing a reflector vest while clutching a bag of wheat thins.

In order to clear this up it is necessary to get a Twitter response from the daughter Briles. She’s the one with her pulse on the finger of family Briles.

Love that horse.

What? Why?

Go Bucks!

I wanna go drinking and tailgating with the National Cat Show lady. Also this lady should host the opening and closing of the Olympics. And definitely host the NFL draft, absolutely the NFL draft. Possibly infield commentary and handicapping the Derby as well.

Over/Under on Barron pot, coke, heroin, racial slur video? I got right after mid-terms and right before Melania announces she has been loaned a vacation home on the Black Sea only accessible by horseback.

Oh gawd damn.

+ 20 lucky strikes in the stands

Trump doesn’t know whom or what he is or stands for except self aggrandizement. Looks like the fight for the White House will be between Bannon ( alt-right), Reince (inside the belt way Republicans), Pence (the evangelicals) and maybe whoever is SecDef. It’s gonna be fun to watch them eat themselves. I think Bannon…

Wow. That was painful.

They named the team the packers. Seems like they would be cool with it.

Maybe he is realizing there is more to life than the adulation of throwing the footballs around on the teevee.

You realize the current president of the United States recognized Senator McCain and his family’s lifelong commitment to service, right?

Ummm yeah. But how it started was the op says Donald Trump is right. I responded wtf have you done in comparison to McCain’s life long and families life long service to country.

I thought he backed off that in October or end of September?

Hunter Biden.

I’m not a member of any of those families. Here, I’ll help you out. Hunter Burden used his family connections to get appointed a direct commission into the U.S. Navy as a officer. It took an age and drug waiver in order to get the commission. Then he subsequently flunked a drug test for cocaine shortly after being on…

Oh. Well, glad you got that all figured out. Except it does not reflect reality.

Try it this way, say Duckworth was running against Trump. Then, when she says she has a commitment and duty to public service her opponent cannot possibly fathom, you can damn well believe her. Run that up the flagpole.