What if they are right, like Blutto speech in Animal House????? Senator and Mrs. John Blutarsky.....

Killin’ it. So goddamn funny.

Obama. Before him Clinton in 92 had a grass roots feel of something so special and humane. Only to usher in such cynicism. See George S. book “All to Human” when he realized it was all hopeless bullshit and his boss was a charlatan, he broke out into face hives because of it......

It’s to avoid the tyranny of a misguided majority. And it is needed. Especially tomorrow.

Hilarious, yeah, not exactly up to the standards of chalk artists outside The Louvre.

I already put mine on the board. Took the afternoon off and gonna watch the freak show under the constant management of .09 bac. Maybe a Xanax or two as necessary. CHEERS, to this republic of ours! To Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness!

Me too. I’m now into early evening drinking and am all over the place.

Yeah, what is the right course of action for NFL, for JerryGod, for police, for prosecution, for society and for gender harmony? Anger Management class? Mediation? Have Hope Solo beat the Piss out of him while he is forced to stare at pix of her bleached asshole? What do we do with people who aren’t biologically the…

Giant Slow Land Snakes. Smootless.

What’s wrong with his head? It’s shrinking. And turning into a small version of Buddy Ebsen Head if it mated with Beetlejuice. Sideways. Definitely some reverse evolutionary biology happening. I am day drunk though so I could be sleep typing in the middle of a halcyon fit.

Quart of bris blood on unleavened bread.

Not bad seeing how she was in her 50's when she molested the cub.

Jesus Christ. Does she remember banging Hack Wilson after a heavy night of drinking and doing the Charleston?

Wow. A Boston Braves fan. Definitely not alotta them left. The greatest step child generation.

No way that guy doesn’t sell used ezgo golf carts out Amarillo way.

Obviously the Coen Brothers are shooting a film nearby and her real lawyer is being beaten by baptist’s.

I’m getting ready to hijack a stage coach so he can represent me.

Needs a top hat and a copy of “A Christmas Carol” to round out the ensemble.

This guy will be fine. He will never die. He’s like Trump and Motley Crue, so arrogant and stupid it gets other people dead but not him. He should be working the Iowa, Minnesota, Indiana, Ohio tugboat river casino circuit by January.

Sioux City Sasparillas.