Larry the Paramedic Guy’s catchphrase is actually a lot funnier.

Don’t fall for the “I’m handling this one thing” trap. The trick is to have an unhelpful opinion on every topic, so that you appear engaged which is what she wants, but are not trying to actually influence her decision. For instance:

That’s exactly why they don’t put rocket trees in forensic psych hospitals anymore.

If there is more than a ten run difference in a MLB game, the teams can start subbing in people from the crowd. It is like a slaughter rule, but it keeps people in the seats and buying concessions on the chance they could get to play in a major league game. Plus you don’t have to see disinterested pros just praying…

Ah, Ron Caron, The Professor GM’d like a 12 year old playing NHL with the trade AI off. Brilliant and ludicrous at the same time. Architect and destroyer of some of the best rosters, often in the same season.