I very weirdly blanked on that word, it was unsettling

I starred my own post for effect.

Porches that are on the second floor or higher are traditionally called balconies.

Eh. Someone already did this one in the last AB article. 3/10

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

As it turns out, the camera operator was Markelle Fultz.

If corner kicks are meningitis, shootouts are AIDS. Everyone understands this. 

So we’re all agreed then: VAR is a good thing and that handball rule sucks,

hey, another anti-VAR Deadspin article! This one making a strained cancer-cold analogy.  It’s funny that as more and more people and pundits are coming around on VAR and realizing that the real problem is vague or poorly worded rules Deadspin keeps digging in. If only they had something new to say instead of rehashing…

This is a very arrogant comment.

I’ve never before seen someone slam-dunk a soul.

I hate so much about the things you choose to be.

You know he knows soccer because of the way he only refers to teams by things listed in the nickname section of their respective wiki pages.

Calling you a one-trick pony seems like an insult to ponies that at least have their one trick nailed down.

Another variant of his only take, this time without any argument whatsoever.

I’m not even a huge fan of MLS, but mannnn, fuck off with the tone of this article.

Look, I don’t think anyone is arguing that MLS is comparable to any of the big European leagues. There is no sense in shitting on fans celebrating success for their local team.

Har Har MLS is no premier league.

I’d rather read “A Brief History of Deadspin Whining about Bill Simmons”, but I guess that wouldn’t be brief at all.

my sources say there is an 85% chance Adam Shefter is 100% correct on this one. So, cut 100% in half. What do you get? 50%. Now double that 50%. What do you get? 100%, which is exactly how correct Adam Shefter is on this one.