“Is your vagina shaved?,”

“I personally don’t like pie though, so someone else must have ate it!”

“I have lots of pie recipes and pictures of pie and I picked some berries, made a pie crust, made a berry pie, cut the berry pie, somehow the pie got eaten, and I broke all the dishes and then threw them in the ocean. I don’t know who the fuck ate that pie, though.”

she looks like Eric Trump with eye glitter [shudder]

If a genie gave me three wishes, I’d consider making one of them that Ivanka will have a feminist awakening and move to a hippie, lesbian, vegan commune in California, stop shaving her legs and pits and go back to her natural hair color. She would be loud, outspoken, smug and evangelical, as anyone who has recently…

The line he’ll regret most is, “I choose now to live as a gay man.”

Had forgotten that episode in NJ’s seemingly endless political drama. So much has happened in the world since then that it seems like such ancient history, yet it was only 2004.

After 15 months of long distance, my bf moved here almost 6 months ago. Tonight we carved pumpkins together. It’s these little things that I really missed/wanted when we were apart. I struggle with depression and anxiety, but tonight, right now, in the crisp fall air, with baseball on and college football in full…

Who....or what is standing on the other side of Courtney Love? It looks like someone wearing a Peter Dinklage mask. A really good Peter Dinklage mask. And some kind of flayed-bodysuit situation underneath.

VERY confusing. HelenaBonham Carter? Cyndi Lauper?

She’s the personification of pumpkin spice.

Is Amal dressed as anyone? She’s got Diana Ross hair in that photo, so...her?

Bullshit! I’m a fucking 14 (out of 10)* and I sit in a windowless office all and look at spreadsheets all day.

Oh, but he wants her to be more mature, haven’t you heard? See, he wants the maturity of a peer, but the body of a 25 year old. Poor men, they just can’t have it all, can they?

He totally missed the opportunity to go minimalist with the catchphrase: “Hello.”

I’ll see your Carrie Fisher dating SNL cast members and raise you one Gilda Radnor divorcing SNL band director G.E. Smith to marry frequent SNL host Gene Wilder.

Yes, she really needs to turn 28 soon.

In the correct timeline, no. Hillary Clinton is also president there. But here, in the darkest timeline, their relationship was destroyed like all of our hopes and dreams.

Please, there are no Jew named “Flip.”

I don’t know what a “coupon cabin” is, but I’m pretty sure it will prevent you from ever being the long-term partner of someone who wants to sell themselves as upper class.