They still find blondes further East. Those Greeks and Romans sure got around in the old days.

Well she couldn’t attend award shows (where she was, incorrectly as it turned out, considered a shoe in to win) because she was in violation of a custody order here.

I believe Lars “Hitler had some good ideas” Von Trier about as far as I can throw him.

She was watching Fox News while on acid.

The vast majority of them are some form of Christian or another. They’ve been raised to believe their credulity is the biggest and best quality about them- their core belief is they have to believe that a dude was sacrificed by his own dad to remove any personal responsibility they have for their own shitty thoughts…

I am outraged that this wasn’t posted within 90 seconds of this thread going live

Jeezy tried to get me as a kid, but I was able to give him the slip by changing my gender in my 20s.

I was abducted as a child by a blonde, blue eyed white guy in a dress, but it turns out it was just Jesus coming into my heart. I managed to expel him using the devil’s herb in college.

Why is it that the Republicans always seem to be the candidates with the totally bizarre ideas? Not, like, “abolish the police” or “guaranteed minimum income” or other products of a sufficiently radical philosophy, but rather things like “the Illuminati secretly coats my teeth with talcum powder while I sleep”?

I’ll be honest, sometimes I feel guilty about how much I enjoy business trips that take me out of town. The peace and quiet and alone-time is irreplaceable.

Those are drop bars and this photo is from winter 2005-2006. Ask me how I know...

People still ride fixies with clip ons and no brakes? 2008 called and said you stole its bike and handlebar mustache.

I think “mood lighting” is a reasonable request. I hate bright, overhead lights. Ambient, lamp style lighting is a must. Totally reasonable.

Yeah this week Tim told them to use it “responsibly.” Soooo...not at all then?

The twins were among the worst contestants in the history of the show. Neither twin was able to pull off the lipstick they both insisted on wearing.

Did anyone else think that the twins personified the worst of ‘millennial’?

Actually, Tarantino’s parties are all just stolen bits (or “homages”) from low-budget parties from the 60s and 70s that he liked.

How is it “beyond ridiculous” to shop as ethically as possible? Are you really so greedy that you don’t care if people get paid as long as you get the lowest price possible? It’s not that hard to avoid buying from shady third-party sellers on Amazon - just use your eyes.