This reminds me of a fun family story - Steve Jobs once spotted my mother at a social occasion, wrangling 5 year old me by one hand while nursing my infant sister with the other. He was apparently struck by her maternal beauty and being in the market for a wife and a mother of his future children, he approached her…

In 1999 Brooke Shields would have been 34. So my only surprise at this is that he didn’t hit on her 20 years earlier.

This book is great. Disturbing but really fun and well written. It’s gonna make for some salacious fun tv.

I’ve done an extensive amount of touring, always with a male dominated crew. While their behavior usually is abhorrent from city to city, I have met many a groupie. Some of them are fame chasing empty shells, and some of them are truly sweet. A few are now friends I’ll keep in contact with forever.

I have a couple of friends who are known groupies. It may seem glamorous but it sucks. They are like junkies. The monthlong comedown after the band leaves town is hell for everyone around them. They’ve been involved since the 90s but the advent of social media has made it worse bc they are able to see their guys’…

Cis, queer, and trans women. All the womens.

An annoying, intrusive, bossy know-it-all who tries to take over parenting your children? They should call this the “Mother-in-Law” or maybe just the “Marie.”

Are you saying that Roman Polanski and Thomas Pynchon are one and the same? And that they/he work for Mossad? I really am missing something here...

I watch syndicated Gray’s Anatomy episodes while I’m at the gym, and it’s weird knowing Katherine Heigl was reduced to doing cat litter commercials ‘cause she was kind of a bitch.

She seems great. You should hire her to replace Jane Marie’s horrible advice column.

For years these motherfuckers have been trying to tell me that rap concerts were dangerous

Personally, I think Megan Fox would be “so much hotter” if she were just a bunch brighter and could act.

I used to lighten my hair and it was like wearing an invisibility cloak when I first put brown dye in. I noticed women were friendlier to me and men initially ignored me. It was nice and I never went back.

My husband calls this “guy hot.” When a white woman is blonde, not fat, not flat-chested, and groomed to “hot girl” standards, she can have just terrrible features but guys will still think she’s hot. “Hotness” isn’t about looks, it’s about conformity.

You know what? That totally makes up for the actual crimes he committed against (mostly) very young women. Literature has always been more important than women. Women suck at literature but are excellent fuck toys, even if occasionally they can’t walk after all that fucking.

She is gorgeous with brown hair. Why does everyone want to be blonde?

“I’m sitting here with Jeffrey Dahmer, who, you might remember, murdered and ate numerous people. Now, Jeff, do you ever have days where you just want to put on some fuzzy slippers, eat a pint of Früsen Gladgė, and watch old reruns of Let’s Make A Deal? Because when I get the Blahs, that’s what I do. What do you do to…

Almost every conservative I have ever met is a whiny little bitch. Hollywood goes where there is money to be made. They do not care if it’s liberal or conservative money. Money is money.

Paris Gellar = Cersei Lannister

you know what, good for her! She wanted to have a baby for a long time. She is a grown woman who has lived her life and can afford it.