“You know what’s great about hitting rock bottom? There’s only one way to go, and that’s up!”

It’s John Preston. This was settled a long time ago.

She breastfed her dragons? Hmm don’t tell my dog or she will be mad.

I’m surprised that anybody would pay $7.99/lb for tilapia, the asian sewage treatment plant/ golf course fish.

Hope Hicks is giving me a Doug Stamper in a Wig Vibe.

*If*, and it’s a huge *if* he really is proposing, it’s not even in the same country, just the same continent. If William had proposed in London, would that mean Harry wouldn’t be able to propose anywhere in the British isles?

Thoughts on a guy potentially proposing in the exact same way as his older brother? Weird, or unoriginal but otherwise fine?

What spices are you using that are expiring? I bought Chinese Five-Spice powder four years ago from Cost Plus and once in a blue moon it still comes in handy.

I can’t get over how many of my friends would never shop at WalMart but have no problem with Amazon’s business model. There are a few things I order through them if I’m in a time crunch (mostly for my business), but otherwise I try to buy elsewhere. Bezos really disappointed me when he said something to the effect of…

I’m also not comfortable with the large companies swallowing up small companies. It hurts us all, in the end.

That’s exactly what we do but shop at Giant. It’s something everyone used to do. I don’t know why the wheel needed reinventing.

I don’t understand the concept of meal kits when you can:

I just use the Cooter line from Walmart. I think their liner in RimJob is almost an exact dupe for Mars Van Vooter’s Liquid Canvass.

My favourite line from this article. Such evocative prose... I can actually see Gwyneth floating along a country lane, in a white shift dress (linen?), murmuring this as she espouses the virtues of dried herbs for your yoni.

Couldn’t have said it better myself, Tim.

Santino. Just go to Red Lobster with Tim and Andre and I guarantee your body will detox or whatever the fuck

“A sham marriage. Unconsummated.”

The Queen of Thorns is a REAL one

I’d love it if while they all stood around for hours with a crew trying to get the “perfect” pictures the “Bachelorette” was just sitting at home in baggy clothing, watching trashy films, and eating junk food thereby having a much better time by default.

I am so confused by this response