omigod koyal wholesale is amazing-you just gave me wedding planning flashbacks! I feel like I need to go check on their stock of gold mercury glass votives now....

right?? freaking strapless last thing I want to do is pull my dress up all night

TFW you accidentally stumble on your exs new gfs Facebook and all you can think about is how much cooler she is than you....

Well-I believe its possible to stay friends/eventually become friends but in my experience its really hard to separate being friends and hooking up. It usually has transitioned from a relationship to hanging out all the time (but not dating! no labels!) and sleeping together. Which is harder and just draws out the…

oooh intriguing....and now to use my sephora flash shipping that I signed up for on a whim...

Ha it will be soon enough!!!

I had a wedding! It was about $15,000 and our very generous parents each parents each chipped in $5,000. Decide what is important to you and spend the money on that. For me it was having everything in spot (including ppl stay there) and a low stress day. I was really hoping for an open bar but our friends and family…

Just because you do something different from past partners doesn’t mean he doesn’t like you. He may just be noticing the difference between past partners and you, plus you may have way bigger boobs than his past partners and its ore comfortable for you to sleep in a bra because of that. And thats ok! But if you don’t…

I am partial to Patagonia bottoms sometimes you can find them one their web specials for 50% off which helps. Not super compression-y but soft and stretchy.

I would say give him space, if you haven’t heard from him in 3-6 months maybe give him a quick “hi thinking of you etc” text/email

I love Tarte! What does Fixxation do? Do I need it??

oh zyrtec is great for sleep too! Esp. half a zyrtec and a beer but uh, not more of either of those...

No caffeine after 2 and no booze-it’s a boring life but it works!

handjobs

I think I have seen something really corny on invites like “I only want your presence not your presents!”

ohhh I thought they were just supposed to be bad luck!!

Dis gonna be good

right? This is basically a bat signal for her?

Incubus.

Ha! Can’t unsee. Did she or Tanya wear a red skating dress ever?