He understood the gravity of his decisions.

You just made that peppy Uber commercial seem very sad and off-putting.

This reminding me of an episode of Roseanne. The mother of Roseanne and Jackie tells a story about how Jackie is not really her name. Her birth certificate has her name as Marjorie, but toddler Roseanne would pronounce Jackie as, My Jackie, instead Marjorie. Eventually, it got shortened to just Jackie. Jackie was…

I think she’s lovely.

I started bleeding from my wherevers today...

The house where I grew up was pretty new - way newer than any of the other houses on the block. A typical one-story ranch house that you might see in any stretch of American suburbia. Likewise, all the furniture in the house was pretty par for the course. My room had a little-kid bed, a nightstand, a table and chairs…

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

I got in trouble once as a soccer coach when I jokingly told a kid she sucked. She knew I was joking, but she went and told her mom about it, and then her mom confronted me.