Tried to comprehend this but it flew way over my head.

Satire is an incorrect word though. Satire is obviously tongue-and-cheek. The media Facebook is talking about pulling is being shared like gospel. I’d prefer to see something closer to Wikipedias “Needs citation” designation.

100%, the remaining android users would fail to procreate and die off while trying to find a good custom rom that fully works.

I didn’t see a link to the actual report, so here it is, in case anyone’s interested: