#NotMyAmerica

We are going to have so many lakes, great lakes. Our lakes will be so great you’ll be sick of hearing about our lakes - did you hear our lakes have waves? The best waves. Good.

Washington can’t make it’s mind up right now, one day it’s almost 90F, the next it’s 55 and raining. This Summer is going to suck...

The guy trying to catch the bill would be a great CS:GO player /s

“Where is my raid guild this is too hard!!!”

He leaked it? ;-)

Dual boot saves lives.

GET IN THE ZONE!

All this so our spaceman can use time travel to tell his daughter about the earth’s pending doom... What a waste. Go back home corn farmer.