I will say I rarely shave my legs or pits, and I’ve found the hair has become more sparse the longer I’ve done it. Or maybe I just tell myself that because I enjoy being a hairy bitch. That’s my take.

This is the correct take.

If someone told be she was 35, I wouldn’t even blink.

My cat was so little when I rescued her that her eyes weren’t even open yet. For the first 6 weeks or so of her life I had to bathe her after every time she pooped. She likes baths now and will sometimes try to get in the shower with me, like she thinks bath time is our special bonding time or something. My cat also ha…

My high school had an elective called “World Cultures,” and we did explore all different kinds of religions and worshipping practices. I’m totally fine with something like that, as long as one form of religion isn’t pushed as “right,” while the rest are framed as “bad/wrong.” I think we all know what “Bible Study” is m…

Now it is criiiime tiiiiime

The FBI can’t even stop your full glam. Respect!

Pelvic injuries are supposedly super painful and require a long recovery time. Oh karma, you sweet bitch.

Look no further than the pink pussy hats from the Women’s March. They caused a number of right wing heads to explode.

Agreed! I deleted facebook in 2009 and never had instagram or twitter. Honestly, I just do not care enough about anyone else’s life to follow what they’re doing, and I value my privacy enough to keep my life away from prying eyes. The world is full of shitheads. You’ll never change anyone’s mind in a comment or on a me…

This makes sense as to why CNN and the like continue to give her air time. It’s in exchange for her leaks. Why didn’t we all see this before?

Invest in 3 good pairs of dress pants: black, gray, navy blue. Buy some nice sweaters that will go with these pants. Sweaters are almost the same as sweatshirts! For warmer weather, replace sweaters with blouses or cute, flowy tops. I would beg you to rethink your stance on skirts. They are comfortable! They are good f…

Everyone in the trump family has veneers that are too f’ing long. Maybe it has something to do with the lack of chin, I don’t know, but look at all their teeth. It drives me unreasonably crazy.

Exactly. Maybe shut your pie hole mom, you enabling twat. You and your son are not the victim here.

Right? I’m sure every single victim would very much prefer to have NOT been abused and to have lived a life in obscurity.

Same! I look at a screen all day for work, I do NOT want to look at another screen for my fun time reading. 

Like, I could almost feel bad for how pathetic and desperate he is. But I don't.

I work for a state government in the US. It’s usually a thankless job, and I get paid less than I would in private practice, but I do take pride knowing I’m helping my fellow citizens, even if they never realize it. Without government workers, our society literally would not function. Pats on the back from me to you Ca…

Look at the smile on that doogle’s face 😍😍😍

I worked canvassing for Obama in both elections. I was still bright eyed and full of hope back then, but it was mostly a lot of unanswered doors. The brightest spot was in 08 we were on a conference call with the one and only MICHELLE OBAMA my first lady for life. I’m sure there were thousands of us on the call around …