I 100% agree with you. In high school a fun “game” the boys would play was to come up behind an unsuspecting girl and give her a “credit card swipe,” which was basically them swiping from your crotch up your ass crack and then running away laughing. When it happened to me in the hallway in front of at least 2 teachers,…

As a cereal connoisseur, who will regularly eat cereal for every meal of the day, I’m an authority on this subject. I will eat cereal both with and without milk. HOWEVER, the secret to eating it with milk is to put the actual serving size (a joke size, really) in a bowl, then cover it about 1/3-1/2 of the way with milk…

I believe her too. People need to keep in mind she was a KID when this happened. Why didn’t she tell anyone back then? Probably because she didn’t know exactly what to say, didn’t want to become the talk of the school, thought she might get in trouble for being at a party with alcohol, etc. Why didn’t she tell anyone l…

They were best buds for 15 years, and he was the one who was with her when she died. He cried almost as hard as I did.

Yep, I was 11 the first time I was sexually harassed by older neighborhood boys while riding my bike. I don’t think women or girls are the ones who need it explained to them. We live it every day.

I begged for a cat for my 8th birthday, and my dad was never a cat person either, but he relented and somehow MY cat became HIS cat! They’d often be caught snuggled up napping together, which we never let him forget. 

That’s the same thing I do to get out of speeding tickets. “But I thought the speed limit was 45, not 35! *look confused*” Works 9 times out of 10, suckers.

I cannot WAIT for this asshole to go to prison. I may actually want to see him locked up even more than his father at this point. 

RBG needs to live to be at least 117 years old.

Uh you’re an idiot if you don’t, for situations just like that couple encountered. I usually travel alone, and I’m a woman, so I’m always extra cautious. I carry my own wifi hotspot and buy data before I leave, and I take my phone for emergency calls only. It’s like $30 to add the international plan for the month, and …

I dunno, I get excited about them. I’m slightly younger than Harry, and I vividly remember when Princess Diana died. I remember watching the funeral and seeing a kid my age trying so hard to hold it together, so I really have a soft spot for him particularly. Plus he and William both served their country. Harry…

I love Randy Rainbow so much! He is exactly what I need to get me through the hardest days.

This is the kind of pettiness I live for 

I was just a wee tyke when this movie came out but I watched it when I was like 10, loved it, crushed WAY hard on Zach and watched it a zillion more times between ages 10 and 13...It was recently on Starz or something so I watched it again, and it definitely held up. Christina Applegate’s early 90's wardrobe was amazin…

Are you fucking kidding me? This girl is 11 years old. ELEVEN. YEARS. OLD. Were you in fear of your life, tough guy, from an ELEVEN YEAR OLD?! You felt the need to tase this CHILD because you suspected her of shoplifting, despite the fact that large chains like Krogers have petty theft losses like this built into…

Sure will!

Wait, isn’t the woman who replaced him the same woman who flashed the white power sign behind Kavanaugh?! CONSPIRACY!

My money’s on John Kelly. You can see his disdain for Trump in his body language. Something is keeping him in his current position, and my guess is that he’s deep into this Messiah complex where someone must lead the country to safety and only HE can do it. Barf all around.

I agree with you on Barron, my heart goes out to this kid. The whole family he was born into is a nightmare, even without Trump being his father. I hope everyone else goes down and loses everything, then he can change his name, move abroad and live a simple, happy life.

I laugh so much at every single Cannibal Witch post. Just know, Cannibal Witch, you are a bright spot in my otherwise bleak existence. Love ya!