That’s nice of you to say :) I will drink an extra vodka tonic for you at my next happy hour Loves

Lol I know. Because what is life worth without a husband and children to take care of?

I’m 32, single and no kids, and I can honestly say I’m living my best life. I got my degrees, I’m firmly into my career and earning a decent living, I just bought my first home and I’m becoming somewhat of a world traveler. I consider myself very lucky and try my best not to take it all for granted. I don’t want to sou…

“‘I have seen no evidence that his personal beliefs have influenced his professional responsibilities and prefer to give him the benefit of the doubt.’”... “Selyem has also taken aim at...the victim of a police shooting and Mexican immigrants in other social media posts. ‘That shitbag got exactly what he desrved,’…

I can’t even imagine the pain her family is going through. I hope they sue for every single penny the utility company has.

Perfect! That’s what I’ll be tuning into.

And who exactly is going to be held in contempt of this court order? Will they be placed in a “detention facility” until said order is complied with? The law is the law, zero tolerance and all that.

Let’s all plan to watch something else so he gets beat by something ridiculous. What’s on the line up at 9?

I love Drunk History. People think I’m joking when I recommend it, but it seriously gives me the lolz.

Unfortunately, I thought the same thing. They can’t keep track of these kids and refuse to provide the public with information about them. We’ll never definitively know what happens to each and every one of them. It makes me want to throw up.

I’m also continuously filled with rage, but these stories about the children just take me to a whole other level of sadness. Like I can’t even put it into words and sound like a blubbering idiot when I try to.

My heart hurts. Every time I think it can’t get any worse a new story of horror comes out.

Been there. I like to find song lyrics that I can relate to during various periods of my life. This worked for me at the time: “It’s all a manual that we’ve been writing, a future instructional guide. If we skip ahead to our prefufilled dreams, we’d be lost without our own advice.” (Dusty Trails by Lucius). Seriously t…

Honestly, I’m just glad his final act wasn’t authorizing the disposal of nuclear waste directly into the water supply. He’s still supremely awful though.

I understand that as party leaders they have to walk a fine line so as not to alienate different factions of the party as a whole. HOWEVER, when someone comes for a member of your party so viciously and unnecessarily, you better take a hard stand and back her up. Maxine Waters speaks the truth and deserves so much more…

Where’s the “hello fellow kids” gif when you need it?

That dirty teenage mustache offends me so much and I don’t know why. Barf.

Long time reader, first time commenter. I joined kinja today specifically just to say how much I’ve enjoyed Kelly’s work. I truly will miss it. So much luck to you in the future, Kelly!!!