Eli, sadly, was not invited

I was waiting for this stupidity to pop up, and I’m glad you obliged. There is a vast difference between laying a hit on someone, which is what you expect when you walk on the field, and having an item of personal property destroyed because Dickhead McShitbrains decided to act like a douche.

Crabtree should legit file a theft/assault charge with local police. Fuck Talib and those who keep enabling him. Hopefully he shoots his dick off this offseason.

Counterpoint- that was vintage lions, back dooring into the playoffs on a 4 game skid.

I always wondered what it would look like if i tried to defend an nba player.

“You drive an Aston Martin” loses its impressiveness when you bought said car for the same price as a loaded Camry. It’s like people who assume someone is rich because they are driving a 10 year old Mercedes they bought for $7,000, just because it has a Mercedes logo on it.

I can relate to this 100%. I spend far too much time dwelling on the bad jokes I make, or this stupid questions I ask in class, or the embarrassingly bad plays I make in sports. It’s honestly gotten worse recently, too. I have days where I just see my life as an accumulation of all of these insignificant failures, and…

Damnit, my bad, man, I keep forgetting the Kinja settings.

My Lappy 486 doesn’t have one of those fancy refresh buttons.

Woh, using curse a word in the title. So edgy! Why bother writing a decent article when you can sound like a super rad outlaw with just a title?! Yeah!

American muscle cars from the 60s will be the first to go. We are already seeing Late C2s, early C3s prices coming back around, late 60s Shelby Mustangs soften up and the bottom will fall way out of the Mopar market as the trend chasers will have moved on. You really want a ‘70 Hemi Cuda? Wait 5 years, your bank…

Yeaaaaaaahhhh, but they still look coke-tastically sweet.

Ugh. Such a hot take. For this you should be required to drink my office coffee for the rest of 2016. Then offered one cup of Starbucks in 2017.

Hate Starbucks all you want but office swill ain’t better.

There are Keurigs, but it’s BYO K-Cups. Since I like the Earth, I use compostable filters and brew at home. Plus HOLY SHIT those things are expensive. I think I spend like $30/year on filters and a Costco-sized can of Chock Full o’Nuts (which is the perfect everyday coffee, imo).

But sometimes I want a hot cup of…

Yeah, I mean, there’s plenty to be said about the condition of the traditional taxi industry, but the solution to that problem is not for an unscrupulous company like Uber to drop in and “disrupt.” We must remember that it is not Uber’s goal to be the ideal answer to all of the problems with the taxi system, but to…

Man, how much does Uber pay YOU to post this corporate drivel?

If by “creepy” you mean awesome as fuck...then yes, I agree.

My first car was a ‘92 Sundance with the 2.2 and 3 spd auto. It was pretty much the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever driven.