Ban the wedding registry. Seriously. With the average age of people getting married slowly getting higher and higher and a majority of women (because that’s who the registry was originally for) have already lived on their own for a number of years anyway, wedding gifts and registries are a fucking joke for all the…

In a “hoody.” A Hoody.

In a “hoody.” A Hoody.

Ninety fricking dollars? People mystify me

Ninety fricking dollars? People mystify me

Jesus, you really are fucking retarded. I can buy a $30 hoodie that will last for years and years. But you keep doing whatever you need to do to justify spending an idiotic amount of money on a hoodie, champ.

Jesus, you really are fucking retarded. I can buy a $30 hoodie that will last for years and years. But you keep…

dude...do people really burn through their hoodies so much that they need a higher quality one? Clearly I am doing the hoodie thing wrong...I’ve maybe bought 2 hoodies in my life and pretty sure they have never had any issue...and honestly they were the $5 school special.....maybe instead of buying…

dude...do people really burn through their hoodies so much that they need a higher quality one? Clearly I am doing…

Who dafuq wears a hoodie so much they’re worried about wear and tear? Annoying hipsters, that’s who.

Who dafuq wears a hoodie so much they’re worried about wear and tear? Annoying hipsters, that’s who.

It is crazy overpriced, it isn’t even Nike dryfit material, or like Northface fleece, it is a cheap generic rebranded $20 H&M hoodie sold for $90. If this was specially engineered for athletics or something then maybe that price would be worth it, but it isn’t.

It is crazy overpriced, it isn’t even Nike dryfit material, or like Northface fleece, it is a cheap generic…

Funny that both of these brands are always showing up in google ads, under those ‘This hoodie is so popular there’s a 6 month wait list’ Either those ads work, or their interns were busy ‘voting’, or the third option this whole “favorite” thing is just ‘sponsored content’.

Funny that both of these brands are always showing up in google ads, under those ‘This hoodie is so popular there’s…

I know some Baby Boomers in situations like your mom. They (with their pensions, educations that didn’t incur crippling debt, and their paid-off houses whose mortgage payments were next to nothing compared to the equivalent now) love to rant about how younger people now are lazy and just want free handouts and really…

That’s a hand that has never lifted a finger to do its own work, ever, in its life! Guess my knuckles would be that pristine at 72 if I’d never done a lick of work in my lifetime, either. Hyuck.

The goal of every aspiring professional football player should be to play as little football as possible until they get paid for it.

you forgot to add “on acid”

I am going to be that guy...but this is sad...Brett Favre wouldn’t give a crap about you if you died on his driveway...and that’s not an indictment of him, it’s the reality that you can enjoy watching team sports but if the happiest moment of your life was when a bunch of millionaires beat another bunch of…

Counterpoints:

Since “esquire” has no legal meaning in the US, anyone who wants may use the title. It has no connection to the legal profession here, whatsoever. Other than to identity douchebags.

It depends a ton on the company and the individual. Many CEOs work long hours, weekends, etc. But they are largely compensated for that time, and when it comes to large public companies, they are very much over-compensated. There is essentially no amount of work, or even skill level, at a white collar job that can…

*Facepalm. I know way too many of these people. It’s always accompanied by some shitty “professional” linkedin photo of them in a suit, then they post inspirational quotes on Facebook or change their status to “rise and grind” at least once a week.

It’s right up there with lawyers who use Esq. and non-MD phds that call themselves “doctor”. And really, if you’re going to call yourself “President” you’d better have at least 2 people working for you who you aren’t related to.

Slightly OT, but I love when my fb friends who own a small business list their occupation as “CEO”. No, your independent record label that is literally just you and your graphic designer buddy does not have a Board of Directors and you are not a CEO. Owner, Founder, sure. I’ll even accept “President” if that makes…