L3-U-5 on a scorecard indicates all three outs.

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...whereas, no kid could produce batting gloves claiming they were Votto’s, you dumb fuck.

It's actually fucking ridiculous to claim you have a better idea than a professional pitcher about what causes him discomfort

Report: Peter Thiel Retains Patrick Redford

LOL, Sale is their best player by far

“Dick and balls” isn’t necessarily accurate, because sometimes the dick takes the full impact, thus preventing any pain to the balls; however, this is Deadspin, and repeating unfunny memes is part of the job description.

Mets fan, huh? Enjoy rooting for Jose Reyes

Ichiro hasn’t had an above-average offensive season since 2010 until this year. That’s five consecutive years of garbage, and he amassed less than 5 WAR over that entire span (and he got at least 380 PAs in each of those 5 seasons).

A player shall not, during a field goal attempt, touch a ball after it has touched any part of the backboard above ring level, whether the ball is considered on its upward or downward flight.

“ring” is literally a term in the basketball rulebook.