I really like this one. It is similar but more suave.

Yep, you've hit the nail on the head. The proper way to deliver that phrase all through tone of voice. Keep it as polite and direct as possible. Don't let a hint of "question" tone enter your voice. You can still say it nicely, maybe even with a small smile or a very slight nod.

I would like to borrow that: There are a few, specific, people that I would like to use a hair dryer in the shower while making toast.

I do hope that some people would use hair dryers in the shower. I mean, these are specific people, but still...

Yes, it was spelled wrong. What's your point? (Not being mean, I just don't get it.) This thread from ~3 years ago isn't exactly fresh on my mind, so I really have no idea what you are trying to point out other than yes, there was a typo in a "tongue in cheek" SSID.

No. No way. Dry is not equal to tight and frankly too tight means an encounter that doesn't last anywhere near a fun length of time. Women aren't the only ones that want the encounter to last longer.

I hear that with great power comes great responsibility.

Plot Twist: The Scientists were all women. (Yeah, I don't believe that for a second either, but that's why it's a Plot Twist.)

When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? When ever you want it to be. — One of the best game quotes ever with that sly Cheshire Cat voice.

When you fix the leak, replace the thermostat. Even if the thermostat seems fine, it is a ~$14 to $24 part... if it is catching or stuck, it's cheap to make sure that isn't the problem.

I asked for a very reasonable price for a car that was very well taken care of and I got it. The people got a good deal and I had very little hassle in selling the vehicle. It was a win-win. They bought it the first day that it was listed. Could I have gotten a little more for it? Sure, but my time is worth…

First of all, there is nothing harmless about a drunk driver that has no respect for humanity, just his wealth and perceived power. Just because he didn't happen to kill anyone last time he drove drunk doesn't mean he won't. What is the cost of a life? Secondly, I see absolutely no reason that these two issues are…

Excellent advertising / good will opportunity too. A+ to the developer for making this a positive experience for people that are going to be seeing a delay.

You make it sound like he didn't try to get the problem solved first. He did, as far as I can tell. You make it sound like he just wanted to bitch just to bring the company down. It doesn't look like that at all. It looked like he had a lemon that wasn't being replaced or taken care of to his satisfaction and all…

I'll play the villain. I just have to make sure I can run faster than the SHS.

Exactly!

I think you have to be a vagina-reaming asshole to be a father, but then again Keanu has been in more movies than I have (zero) so maybe he's got me on this one...

...but this is the internet. Doesn't mean the audience won't. ;) Thanks for fixing it.

You mean it isn't Justin Bieber?

He should be cast in a movie as a close relative to Woody Harrelson's character. Maybe a long lost brother for a Zombieland sequel.