I seriously doubt that it can mimic the sensation a floor with random Legos left by your kids... specially barefooted, at night, on your way to the bathroom.

Never too early to be a helicopter mom.

If you’re looking for an extremity to be manipulated in VR I’m guessing shoes are pretty far down the list.

It judges your dryer and suggests you not use hot and also thinks that bitch, Susan, should just mind her dicking beeswax about you and Stan.

Not if your wife has anything to say about it...

This stuff is so gimicky. If you were a real gamer, your ass would have a cat 5,6 cable across the entire living room if you had to.

They should have slapped a Dash button on it too. That would make it perfect. But as someone who has grown their hair out a few times it might be worth it, I get to about 16 inches and I can’t get it longer without looking shaggy.

“There’s a microphone that listens to the sound of your hair as you brush to detect correct or incorrect patterns in your technique.”

Awesome marketing IoT device.

The DNC torpedoed Sanders. There were a couple emails and news stories floating around about it a few months ago.

There’s probably more leg room in the baggage compartment than a seat in coach

As a scientist I just have to say, I will stop publishing humorous articles when every one of your articles on Giz is exhaustively fact checked for a minimum of several months and then peer reviewed at least twice(by someone you have never met).

I disagree, mostly on the principle that we could use some levity after this crap year, but also because I don’t think enough people read science journals for this to hurt science any more than foolhardy celebrities and “health advocates” have.

Honestly, this doesn’t really surprise me, but continuing to advance immune programming should continue to improve the efficacy of this. If the issue is that new forms are evolving faster than you can kill them, that to me just means you need a faster process that is more effective in the end, both of which can be…

Rip to one of munch favorite bird Pokémon since Staraptor. May Omanyte bless you in your future endeavors.

They’re not the same people, just using similar tactics (minus the harassment part, as far as I know)

Is this a case of the ends justifying the means? If so, I’m still ok with it. From outward appearances the guy got a shit break. Fuck his ex-wife’s insane alimony. This isn’t the 50's. She’s not forced to stay in the home raising kids.

dont forget about journey to the center that was a phenomenal movie i thought he was great in it, one of the few times i was dissapointed that the rock took a role was in the sequal

Against trump but I could def get aboard the save Brendan train. I think we, the former gawker now Univision Elite, should start a compaign to restore him to his rightful place in the American Cinematic Pantheon. #MakeHollywoodGreatAgain #Mummy3WasAnInsideJob #MonkeyBoneWasAGreatMovie #SoWasBedazzled

You are not the first one to come up with this: google “teledildonics”.