I cackled lol. But yes! Saved you a seat.

Oh my god, all of this.

Hahaha yeah...mostly.

What the fuck? I’m glad I didn’t go further then, esp considering I spent yesterday in an emergency room with my daughter, racking up a few thousand more. I’m not in the mood for this dumb shit.

Oh dear, sounds like you don’t understand what I mean by medical bills.

Yes, I would hate to pay significantly less to see the doctor! It would be HORRIBLE! I can’t even imagine the nightmare.

I reeeeeeeally wish that AOC had been like “Oh Meghan let’s not get ahead of ourselves hon, there are people in my party that actually *like* me.”

Right but let’s be honest - most of the people in that audience won’t think another thought about that percentage, and they would be fine voting for Bloomberg. 

Well I’m not a single person, I’m the parent of a teenager with significant mental health needs so basically if I wasn’t married we would be FUCKED since my health insurance is 1/3 of my take home pay :) Not to mention I’m slightly under 30K if we’re being honest. 

Kara :) 

I’m one of those 60% of Americans and damn hearing everyone in the audience gasp like that kinda hurt my feelings lol. I knew it was bad but they just really made me feel worse. Damn! 

Saw this a few days ago and got a good laugh. Being in the south among evangelicals, I related to this on an intense level.

Oh my God though what a fucking lineup!!! I need it to happen. Even just half of it...

Thank you! I’ll dive in. Love The Baffler! 

It’s really interesting to see daily in the comments how everything happening is the result of Sanders, or his supporters, in some way. If Sanders wins the nom, we will lose the primary. If Sanders doesn’t win the nom, his supporters will lose their minds and not vote at all (and perhaps riot, as some commenters have…

When he first came on stage and did that thing where he picks one person in the audience, kinda points at them and then flashes a sheepish grin? UGH god 2020 is gonna be my relapse year, I can feel it.

Watching his Town Hall lastnight was wild. Everything he says, even his facial expressions and hand movements, sounds and looks 100% manufactured in a goddamn lab.

I have been wondering about this ever since their announcement. I was like “won’t they have to completely rebrand?”...big oof, as my teenager would say.

Hey!!! I wanted to update you, found a somewhat similar dupe only it’s got a shorter skirt. But still! $185 instead of $1700. Still out of my price range but MAYBE if I can find one on eBay...

Consider it my Valentine’s day gift to you. ;)