I still haven't seen the first 12.

You sound like a bitter soul that never had pop up headlights.

A rear weight bias is a terrible thing for a young lad.

God damnit, out of the corner of my eye it looks like I’m reading a Jezebel article. Please at least change the color to gray!

Two things, reach over and honk the horn because you feel I should have done that, and change the radio without asking.

I hope he earmarked a little of that for taxes

Jelopnik...a hybrid of Jezebel and Jalopnik?

Maybe one day, if he's any good, he'll make it out of The Grey.

Hey Raphael, your perspective is interesting, but incorrect IMO. The reason for the helper springs (from the "RS" supposedly) is that the rear strut suspension on the Cayman is structurally compromised. What this means is that unlike the wishbone suspension on even a basic 911 which can keep the rear tire in flat…

That is a fucking cool wheel design.

I suspect it won't last a year.

Reason 6: It isn't called "Probe".

plus you can fuck in them

I didn't know who he was until he was on Top Gear a few weeks back. Apparently he had never driven a car until that guest appearance, so along with his music, he's been incredibly pedestrian his whole life.

Driving with 14 gears is probably more shifting than actual driving...