I only haul one thing and that’s ass, how much ass can this haul?

Hot take incoming: Nickelback isn’t actually that bad, they’re just bland as hell. There’s nothing off-putting about their brand of music, it’s the Kohl’s of post-grunge. I’d say that subjecting somebody to Buckcherry is a far worse punishment.

All the good puns are taken, so I’ll make this short.