Right? Every birthday where I don’t have an unholy spawn that looks sort of like me is its own reward.

I, too, love the expeditions. But the one thing that annoyed me was the first one (visiting Florida to steal the package from the HMS McCoubrey).

Looking at the technical aspects (and limitations), I’m not convinced that it will be enough to doom the system.

Millennial is a discriminatory slur, tantamount to calling a black man “ni**er” or “slave”

So what? An asshole like that should be trolled.

That was a 767.

No joke, I just learned that the AAF started its inaugural season two days ago. Glad to see I’m not the only one who had no idea it was a thing that is actually happening.

beer is bacteria piss

It is right. If you keep reading, you’ll see that he won the game by scoring the game-clinching goal in the shootout. In case you aren’t up on the rules (don’t wan’t to presume anything), the winning team of the shootout gets one goal added to their final score, regardless of what the shootout score itself was.

I’d wish for someone you know and love to commit suicide to give you a shred of perspective, but I’m not a piece of shit like you.

Sure, they’ve posted plenty. Not sure why you think that isn’t the case.

They are indeed. I can’t wait to get another one, then get kicked out of the house by Mrs. Aardvark because of some BS like, “Buying two impractical sports cars is not the same as having one practical car.”

Believe it or not, there are minors that are way better drivers than you and me. Like this one. Beyond that, I know a lot of fully-grown adults that drive significantly faster and more dangerously on public roads. All those sideshows you hear about on the news? Plenty of them are adults.

Honestly, I can see where the owner is coming from. It’s a marketing ploy. I don’t agree with it, but I’m familiar with the saying that all publicity is good publicity.

I am indeed. I got cheapo upper-level tickets this time. For some reason, I thought it was the week after. But yep, just checked and they are for the 18th.

Oh, it’s all good. I took no offense to it.

Nah, it’s cool. You can just stash a Suzuki Samurai or two in the back.

It’s one of those things that’s hard to explain. Driving on the salt is a very different sensation than driving on a road. Yes, your eyes do play tricks on you because of the lack of reference points. But the salt flats do have some “floatiness” to them. It’s a weird feeling of being connected to the ground, but it…

Send them to Japan to play in the X-League. At least they should be able to challenge for a Super Bowl...er...Rice Bowl.

I actually am a sports fan, with the #1 sport I follow being hockey, followed closely by baseball.