I just...am having difficulty reading “Cummy Eyelids” so many times.

Literally brought tears to my eyes. I am so grateful and excited myself. Not only do I absolutely trust your artistic expertise @cummy-eyelids but I also feel my body part (yes an actual piece of me) could not be in more capable hands. I know you will respect and care for my little piggy. I appreciate this more than…

That breakup is so real. You don’t want to be with the person anymore but you don’t want to be without them either. And unlike other breakups where you have anger or even shock to distract you, you’re just left feeling empty. I feel like you also get less support in breakups like that because people will just say…

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Your second proposal is making me miss Alien Encounter.

Jesus. I don’t work in science, but I am an editor, and for what it’s worth, I thought your response was great – informative and educational, but also entertaining without being condescending. Don’t listen to Sunshine up there. You’re more likely to get people to listen to you and learn from you if you’re not always…

Isn’t there a town in New York called Fishkill? Hiding in goddamn plain sight.

You’re absolutely correct, BUT... the super disturbing part here is that HUMANS are responsible for this (just like we’re responsible for the Gulf of Mexico dead zone). This is yet another incidence of us being super stupid, selfish assholes, and it’s frankly irresponsible to be positing that this occurrence is…

I’m actually pretty sure you’re wrong and that this was a mass fish suicide in response to the election results.

I am always happy to hear about science!

Plus, warm water holds less oxygen in general. So global climate change and the continued use of added fertilizers means that we’ll see this more and more often.

tbh women love science so much. jezebel needs to start a science section

And people responding kindly, reasonably and appropriately to the presented information? Wow, on this date in history from the interwebs.......

No, don’t stop teaching, please! As a Koi and tropical fish hobbyist, I always monitor ammonia, algae and oxygen levels to avoid a problem in my pond and tank. Are Marine life adapting to the “new normal” or is something actually being done to correct such an environmental mess?

Thank you, Science Side of Jezebel. :)

Mobile bay jubilee!

Thanks for sciencing!

Surprised to see an informed answer!

Science and facts?!

How could an iceberg sink a steel plated ship, when we all know that steel is harder than ice? Clearly, the Titanic was an inside job. Wake up people!