Or maybe anthropomorphism is a myth that justifies us treating animals inhumanly?

Please tell us he’s in psychology!

Not exactly the same, but my direct manager attempted to mock my grammar skills yesterday because I used “haven’t yet received” in an email.
“What the fuck kind of bullshit grammar is this, Smithers?”
“... the correct kind?”

God, I need to work somewhere else.

Stay strong, fellow editor!

In Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson’s defense, I don’t know if any two sentient people could have stared in this franchise and not instantly loathed each other with the passion of parents who waited 18 years to get divorced. But I honestly hope that they can reach an event horizon of loathing and then pass over it to…

I died.

Goddammit.

Lab flab.

But “face” is a collective term for all the parts on the front of your head. Is there a word for the collective of female reproductive parts? I think a better analogy would be to swap “vagina” with “cervix” which people would balk at, because anyone who does know female anatomy would know that’s a specific, internal…

I can’t believe we made it this long before the “actually, it’d be your vulva that’s hanging out” comment.

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

Yabbut with one fell swoop you can get a yeast infection and cut off all circulation to your crotch!

IRL, I want Gwen Ifill and Judy Woodruff from PBS! They actually know how to ask intelligent questions. And they’re not easy to push around.

Eat Pray Love

Robert Jooooorrrdan Roobbbeeeerrrtt Jooooorrrrrdddannnnnnn!!!

Well, they both spend a lot of time talking about walls.

Everyone deserves to find their person.

I will vote for Trump if he can get GRRM to publish Winds of Winter by election day.

If you’re having problems penetrating our vaginas, that means we don’t want it to be penetrated. A dry vag is not a sexually aroused vag. (This excludes menopausal and post-menopausal women who may have dryness for different biological reasons. Still, it should be an indication not to proceed.)

Not that it necessarily means anything but “Ballet” is common-ish Canadian slang for a strip club. “Going to The Windsor Ballet”, for instance, was something you’d hear a lot of from people in Detroit because of Canada’s looser laws on naked ladies + alcohol