Mitt Romney says he wants to have an open and welcoming convention. Wow. Open and welcoming to whom? Students who need Pell Grants? My gay Republican cousin who wants to get married? Brown people from Arizona who forgot their ID? People who like roads, air traffic controllers, and disaster funding for hurricanes —…

BOOOOOOOO! STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT SINFUL STUFF AND JUST PLAY YOUR SONG ABOUT METH ALREADY!

When Roy Cohn calls you callous you need to invest in a whole body PedEgg.

*jerk off motion*

AKA the least sexy mofos in the universe. (Says the newspaper journalist-turned-journalism professor.)

I started praying, and then I remembered my teenage-college self...

Honestly? No.

I feel that this was meant to be sarcastic....right?

when i was 15 i called a boy “magnetic” in an email and the memory of it still makes me want to barf

You think that’s bad, imagine being in a classroom taught by ths guy. He literally once passed around a green military jacket he wore all the time on which he had replaced the original plastic buttons with big round wooden ones. He wanted us to understand his appreciation for fine detail & sensory stimulus. So we kind…

It’s viscerally embarrassing to read. I suddenly feel ashamed of all the obviously, transparently performative emails I’ve written to smart boys in a desperate bid to get laid.

I’m sorry but I need to eat this.

You stated exactly what I was thinking.

+1

I live Austin, which *can* be humid, but not in a gulf-coast way. But it gets hot. And I do sweat because I do martial arts (BJJ— super sweaty) twice per week and dance 4 times per week (in venues that aren’t super air-conditioned). I also volunteer outside (animal shelter), so that’s sweaty too, since it’s 100…

this is a good comment and i like it.

That’s the old French coming out of those cajuns. Cajun is kind of a bastardization of Acadian, from back when the French got kicked out of eastern Canada by the British...and they went and settled in pretty much the exact opposite climate zone. Who would have guessed that the folks out on the bayous are actually…

Banging Nick Offerman:

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

Woah I had not read that. Sylvia D. Sounds like a real peach! I also learned that Selena was on a prepaid visa. I was really put off by learning about the hologram, especially since they want the hologram to make music with current artists. Seems macabre almost but maybe that’s where we are headed with technology? In…