Still merits “ew.” And besides, R + L = J.

Yeah that DEFINITELY seems like something the ironborn would do- submit to the will of the North.

Ew, but she tried to fuck him once.

I hated that scene in the book. Really hated it. Sometimes DG’s writing gives me chills and sometimes it is so eyerollingly bad it makes me irrationally angry. That scene was done so much better on the show because they showed some restraint and it wasn't balls to the wall ridiculous.

Yes, I always thought the lavender sex exorcism (Lavender Sexorcism is the name of my punk band) would be tough to adapt to the screen. I wonder if that’s why they are taking this angle?

Yeah, the whole first-trimester constant sexytimes business was a bit hard to believe. This is more realistic.

Calling it now: Melisandre = John Snow’s real mother.

This. But of course in the book the magical Claire did that whole dream regression therapy with lavender oil and her own naked flesh to cure him of his worst ills and so by the time they made it to Paris he was already ready and raring to go. that Claire could cure the pox with a little Vick’s rub in the book. I dare…

If you read some of the comments on Gizmodo, it sounds like some commenters have gouged out their eyes because of that scene.

This is my new favorite episode of GoT because something not terrible happened to Sansa!

Spending $21k on a ring at Kay Jewelers is like buying a fois-gras-caviar-wagyu burger from White Castle.

And yet “chocolate diamonds” still remain their most offensive business practice.

If you had $21,000+ to spend on a ring, is Kay Jewelers really your jeweler of choice...?! I’ve never heard good things about their quality, and if you’re making that kind of financial investment, I’d think you would get a much more unique and well-made product if you went to an independent jeweler, not a chain. Or if…

If I buy my gal a ring for $21k (AAAAACK), she'd better be able to summon Captain Planet with that thing.

Totally agree. But if the trailers and the end of the last season is any indication, we’re gonna see more and more characters intertwining now.

Eh, I’d add c) young people, especially young women, who like to drink but don’t actually like the taste of alcohol.

Shhhh. I love the people who wait till they arrive at the airport to check in for SW.

Step 2: Pay for the Early Boarding.