Because it taste good to most people and it can make foods you can hold in your hand.

I’m sick and sitting in a bathtub and you made me laugh out loud and now my chest hurts again. De-friended.

My friend likes to tell a story of ordering pizza delivery. He fell asleep while waiting, and was awakened by a loud knock on his door. Getting up slightly dazed from his nap, he asked who it was, only to hear the guy outside shout “DOWN WITH PEOPLE!” He could only ask, “wha...?” and the guy repeated “DOWN WITH…

*tears of mirth!*

Oh my goodness, this cracked me up. “Why do we eat bread?” really IS a tough philosophical question to answer out of nowhere.

That’s awesome. It’s up there with people who think the server is asking “Super salad?” repeatedly.

And he’ll go from house to house asking for meals and he’ll carve symbols that indicate how hot the woman of the house is.

Peppercorn guy really buried the lede there. An 1815 Canadian fur trade themed wedding? Photos or it didn’t happen.

How about we just let women wear whatever the fuck they feel comfortable in? Personally i’m not a fan of the maxi dress (I prefer knee-length dresses) but why does it matter that other women like to wear them?

We had a Frank Lloyd Wright Darwin Martin House Window inspired cake, that we topped with a nautilus shell (part of our wedding invitation was based on the golden spiral, which I also sport as a tattoo). Lucky for us, the gallery curator was amazing and worked really hard to do a group show of artists who were all…

Saw this masterpiece on pinterest (dangerous), and we’re going to recreate it.

“Scobby-Doo”??

The fact that I’m being PENALIZED for being HORNY FOR JOHN KRASINSKI is an absolute DISGRACE and this is WHY Gawker needs to UNIONIZE