That’s funny because Davis and Creighton are both based on real people in New Orleans.

I have sleep paralysis two. I usually get one of two kinds:

Yo that’s pretty scary tho.

That is the worst. I live in a new apartment now with two deadbolts on my door (yay!). Once I was sitting on the couch watching TV when I suddenly heard someone tentatively trying my doorknob and then jiggling it harder, like they couldn’t understand why it wouldn’t open. They didn’t say anything or try a key in the…

I used to be all like, “Who cares if the doors are locked if I’m awake and at home!” I definitely do not feel that way anymore. Especially after the police were like, “Yo, lock your doors because this happens ALL THE TIME.”

Oh God I used to leave my keys in the door. My boyfriend hated working nights because he was always convinced I was going to get myself murdered alone at the house.

Yes, I agree.

Yeah, one of the things I learned from the police which I guess should have been a “No duh” kinda thing is that a lot of home invasions are committed by people looking for the path of least resistance to steal stuff, and they will go from door to door hitting up whole blocks and either try various entrances to see if…

More of a creepy maybe home invasion tale but:

I don’t have any brothers, so I guess I can’t really appreciate this.

Jemaine is from New Zealand.

Coastal people are crazy. I grew up on a barrier island in Texas and then moved to coastal Louisiana for awhile and the amount of people who are willing to ride out a potentially deadly storm out of some sort of desire to avoid inconvenience/stay with their stuff is staggering. Even beyond worries about personal…

Yeah, I feel very strongly about political issues so I hear what you’re saying. As a passionate liberal I don’t think I could ever date a conservative person. My parents just pretty much didn’t talk about it and had a lot of other interests they shared (the outdoors in particular) that didn’t really involve a lot of…

My dad is a super liberal academic and my mom is government-suspicious religious conservative. We used to have a lot of awkward “we don’t talk about who we’re voting for” conversations at the table but my mom really mellowed out with age (she’s also not very hawkish and that 10-year super expensive war in Iraq really…

Oh man there was a lady at my old YMCA that used to bring her hairdryer and just hangout by the sinks leisurely blowdrying her bush. Old ladies in the gym locker room have NO CHILL.

I know I’m far too late for this, but I am compelled to reply. I work in a public building on a college campus. It isn’t super busy but we host a lot of meetings because we have one of the better large conference rooms on campus so we get a reasonable amount of foot traffic. Once I headed into the first floor bathroom…

Haha. My dad used to work at a marine science station in Belize for weeks at a time and the only bathroom was an open latrine at the end of a dock where you sat down and pooped straight into the water. He said the fish would just crowd around below, waiting...

Thanks. I’ve been hungry for Rick Perry gifs to add to my collection.

There are a lot of weirdos out there have actually managed to convince themselves that epidemics like polio and measles were not halted by vaccines and were on some kind of downslope already due to other modernization.

My boyfriend’s first year of teaching middle school was harrowing, not only because of the work, but because he seemed to contract some violent illness every six weeks. I hadn’t gotten a stomach flu in years before he started teaching and we got three that year.