I’m no wrestling fan, but how bout you list for us all the things you enjoy?

you very late to all of this.

Every player should declare for the draft. There’s zero downside for the player. The only people harmed by players declaring are coaches trying to figure out their team / recruiting needs for the next year. Coach Cal is explicitly encouraging his players to put their needs ahead of his. It’s undebatably a good thing.

I think you meant “not being able to see the head melting is oddly frustrating”

This would really cut down on brisket preparation time.

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

The secret ingredient is people!

How Daily Fantasy Fucked Things Up For Everyone

Is that a real thing? They advertise on fucking food carts now?

This isn’t related to the article really. But I need to let the people know. If you are in Manhattan, food carts that advertise DRAFT KINGS on the side always have food worse than their non advertising competitors. Avoid them.

Pretty sure Bin Laden destroyed baseball by introducing “God Bless America” into the 7th inning stretch.

Nope. The trains are destroyed when they get to their destination

Wait a second, wasn’t the luggage in the bottom of the bus the whole time? Did it fall out along the way?

I did this by Greyhound bus (NY to San Diego) when I was in college. I highly do not recommend going by bus.