The bigger story here is an 84,000 mile Audi that's still running. Maybe not changing the oil is the trick

Yeah, but they did a really clever job of it, so now it's Sandler's turn.

Didn't Futurama do all this first?

that currently run pirated software in China

People who have no idea what leasing is about always assume it's done because it's the only way to "afford" to possess something you otherwise couldn't. Having worked in the car biz for 13yrs and leases + purchased quite a few vehicles I can say that that IS sometimes the case but that more often, it makes more sense…

I made a joke about owning a ferarri on jalopnik once (it was a hotwheel) and got 100+ stars. It wasn't even good. Meanwhile my better comments all languish in the grey.

In October I traded a 2006 325i E90 for a 2014 F-150 STX lease.
I'm the exact person this article is about.

Good news for Jalops...that means more inventory of lightly used pickups in 3-4 years.

If you're run a scam make sure the central deception is huge. Mars One has gotten an insane amount of press from reputable news sources despite obvious and numerous flaws. Can we stop pretending these people in any way legitamite until they show some serious evidence that this thing has any chance of working?

Fuck that's clever.

Some might say this is obvious. Some might say this is trite. To those people I say, "So?"

Because that's the only way I'd play it.

Already know this will probably be a common theme, but....

Weirdest bukkake video I've ever seen.

Getting the low hanging fruit out of the way.

it's $30. that's a nice price for launch, so you may as well get it now.

You should probably discuss this with a therapist.

Let's just forget that Top Gear has already been recast once... May wasn't an original member of the show. Either way Top Gear has been getting worse for years as it gets more and more scripted and less and less realistic.