This woman takes the cake, but I'm not as much of a martyr about ambulances anymore as I let on. I once fell a full story through the trap door to the cellar in my corner bodega & landed on metal steps. They offered to call an ambulance, but I declined because I wasn't bleeding & nothing was broken. I was hurt,…

It's a good rule of thumb, and not JUST for sex stuff. Because there's so much that will land you in an SVU episode. Not installing carbon monoxide detectors. Not vaccinating your children. Not spaying and neutering your pets. (Ok. I haven't seen that last episode. But I'm sure it exists.) Really... just live your…

This is why I always ask myself if my decisions could potentially land me in a L&O:SVU ep before I make them.

Well, the way it usually works is: Everybody on the planet (unless they can afford to pay somebody to kiss their ass) hates them, but they love themselves enough to make up for it.

Word. In my experience, if you're the kind of person who says, "people either love me or hate me," I will definitely be in the latter camp.

I can't believe you're talking about me like this. It's okay. You're just jealous, that's all.

Those people are also the first to have a total meltdown if someone is equally blunt with them, I've noticed (hi, mom!).

Monsieur's dream is to go on a reality TV show simply to have the opportunity to say "I actually came here to make friends: it's about the journey, you know?"

Oooo! Don't forget, "I'm not here to make friends"!

Oh, so much. My coworker says this on the phone to clients all the time, and she is just THE WORST. But, she's good at what she does so I guess she gets to be Queen Asshole Supreme.

And those people are almost always rude, inconsiderate douchenozzles.

They are often the same people who are "just being honest," "don't sugarcoat," and aren't "afraid to tell it like it is."

D'aww, wook at its widdle nosie!

Why are people so stupid?

Trippy and thoughtful. Has anyone heard of Truly Forced Loneliness? Idk if it's around anymore, but it's the worst of MRA/Nice Guys who literally think women are tempting and taunting them into, you guessed it. I've never heard of red pill philosophers, anyone care to explain?

I love this vid ... the pen truly can be mightier than the sword. And love the fact that it was made by a feminist with a penis - always good to get a few othered folk on board!

Seriously! Unless you think you are dying or in desperate need for an ambulance you shouldn't be calling one. Depending on how far you are from the hospital you could probably drive there as quickly. There are people dying of an heart attack because your gas pains means the ambulance was busy doing something else.

I understand but did you really need an ambulance or could you have done with a taxi/friend dropping you off?

Yikes, sorry to see everyone piling on you. It seems like they've completely missed the in an ambulance part of your post.

I kind of hesitated to call them "bullies," because even though the fight was apparently over typical middle school grievances, when you hit someone with a weapon you cross over the line into criminal territory.