Did you know that Bing is only good for looking up porn? Will that give me my precious points too?

I think its something to the effect of women employees should be treated differently. Which is pretty much the textbook definition of sexism.

Or we could just not talk about this at all. Why isn't that an option?

All the Monster/Dark Universe movies sound boring and I have little-to-no-interest in seeing even a single one.

I had no idea The Mummy was even supposed to be a part of this universe before you pointed it out. What a bloated/stupid/dumb idea to try and tie all this shit together.

But then I'd still be confused how "whiskey" plays in to it.

Your explanation (as someone who doesn't drink scotch much) is nonsensical. I'm literally more confused by that description than I was beforehand. At least with hers I get an idea of what to expect with taste.

How about this…what would the headline say if YOU changed it? Seriously, just give me an example.

Honestly, the headline is perfect. I always get all these terms confused, but the explanation made it all click together for me.

This is (kinda) funny and all, but…why even parody it in the first place? The proper response here should just be "who cares that this is still a show?" and simply ignore it.

You should feel bad. I usually try to go there once a summer, myself.

Ryan Gosling alone probably costs like 5-10 million, right?

Only Lovers Left Alive was more than "fine"…it was great in my opinion. Right up there with his best.

I really enjoyed this film, and found the examination repetitive of daily/ordinarily life quite beautiful, actually. I also loved the dynamic between the two leads.

You didn't have to elaborate. It's pretty standard that this is EXACTLY what an asterisk means.

"Tounge-in-Check," huh? I don't think that means what you think it means…

Just wanted to say how excited I am to see boardgames getting their due on AV Club…it is my particular kind of nerdiness.

I don't get why any city would want a museum dedicated to a few OK movies (and 3 really shitty ones). Not sure what service it is providing to society.

$40 is a lot more than the 7 or 8 bucks I'm paying now. I know I won't be signing up for this, but I'm curious to see how many others feel the same way.

"I'm not complaining or anything…"