It sucks the British have to pick between a major international hometown sporting event and celebrating July 4th weekend. What idiot plans these things?

“Well, just so you understand, I don’t anything about the Philadelphia Phanatic, OK? I don’t even know anything about what you’re talking about with green supremacy or green supremacists. Did he endorse me, or what’s going on? I know nothing about the Phillie Phanatic. I know nothing about green supremacists.”

Not to be outdone, Rob Gronkowski tweeted a picture of himself partying on a riverboat cruise through the flooded area.

So are we just going to pretend that the sith lord hanging out by the scoreboard had nothing to do with this?

Dude always looked like a Dollar Tree Matt Damon to me

Sounds like No Gay Thursday needs to be followed by BenGay Friday.

EXT. Metropolis DAY

Can we have these guys commentate the next GOP debate?

When reached for comment, Dan Gilbert issued the attached response.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

Looks like the bandwagon evacuation plan was enacted.

Sadly, Ditka failed to consult with God before trading 71 draft picks for Ricky Williams.

What man hasn’t reacted with shock the first time he drills himself in the face while tossing the helmet?

Love my country, but rooting for a gas explosion at the next debate.