If that “the unmitigated gall” comment is a reference to Sweet Pussy Pauline then this is the best thing ever

You can’t even kvetch properly. How much longer are you going to be in this city? Someone more interesting is trying to get your spot.

“I don’t understand why this dog that I constantly stress out is biting people”

Say what you will about the person exorcizing their own demon, at least they have a soul

Film sets already have on-set therapists, it’s craft service AND THEY JUST PUT OUT PIEROGIES!!!

"No one will ever believe you"

This reminds me, May is Bike Month in New York City.

Oh, boy! I can't wait to masturbate to data.