A big nope on Bernie. Not because I’m still pissed off at him, but because NOTHING has changed for him. He gives a great speech about what he says he’s going to do, but never gives us a hint as to HOW he’s going to do it. And if you ask him, you don’t get a straight answer. No thanks, Bernie. 

Allow me to re-introduce myself
I’m fuckin old
B-to-the-ernie
Only a democrat when it suits me
Fauxgressive as the group of people screaming my name
White liberal pandering is the name of the game

My word.  Why does Jez care about this (manufactured) nonsense so much?

Because stank puss is gross and gross things sell. 

I’m not generally one to advocate violence, but the final scene in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back suggests a fitting remedy for this fuckery:

Prostitution predates capitalism by a few millenia, if not more. 

See?  This is what I’m talking about.  This Healing Crystal woman engages me for no reason, offering nothing but negative bickering.  Just tell me the price and let’s move on.

I’ll pour one out for Westwood.

LOL. It’s not like Ben Stiller jerked off into a tube of cum, wrote “hair gel” on it, then when Cameron Diaz opened up the door, grabbed her by the arm and yelled “TAKE MY HAIR GEL!!!!”. If anything, Diaz violated Stiller by literally grabbing some of his bodily juices he didn’t know was hanging by his ear after…

quote: “There’s Something About Mary, a movie whose most famous laugh line revolves around a woman unknowingly smearing cum in her hair, which was played as hilarious rather than the creepy violation that it would be in reality” 
Oh my goodness.
Did your pearls crack as you typed those words? The horror of dirty comedy,…

I can. He made a white people solve racism movie.

Exactly. I thought it was kinda gangsta of Feinstein myself. She wont have countless memes like Pelosi gets, but she was stating some hard truths. Obviously she is cognizant of the issue to have her own plan drawn up, since California has much to lose with Climate Change. She was keeping it real and on most days that’s…

I’m a staunch environmentalist but I’m not a lemming. The green new deal has no plan to implement its goals. Its just an unattainable wish list. I don’t just sign on to things that make no sense just to say I’m blindly fighting for progress.

Yes, I did. And it paints a much different light on what happened. Feinstein showed them her own (and presumably more realistic) plan, tried to explain how things actually get done in the Senate, then finally got testy at what was clearly an attempt to create a “gotcha” moment.

When you see the full video, you see what that group was really doing. They had very specific talking points, particularly for the cutest little ones, to say to Feinstein, but there was no real understanding of the legislation they were lobbying for or how to respond to a real engagement from a legislator on the…

I don’t care for Feinstein at all but this made me absolutely love her. These poor kids have their nutball teacher pushing them to guilt Feinstein into supporting the green new deal which is total useless garbage.

I'm a little pissed off at the adults of the Sunrise Movement who edited the video and used these kids as pawns. Listen, Sen. Feinstein isn't perfect, but she is far more progressive than some of the other asshats in the Senate. Liberals shouldn't be hacks who edit video to vilify anyone, it makes you like…

You can definitely be a garbage human being in real life without being the villain from a movie.

This has been a textbook case for why skepticism is always healthy and how wrongheaded the “believe victims” mantra of modern progressives is. A lot of people didn’t feel his story added up and/or was way too perfect when it first came out but were afraid to express skepticism for fear of being branded racist and/or…