If the timeline adds up and the text messages happened after the alleged assault, it’s hard to believe the accuser. Lots of ‘yays’, hearts, smileys and meeting for a coffee. It’s easy to claim that this is how a traumatized victim might react, but at some point, exculpatory evidence has to be considered.

Bernie can eat a bag of dicks. Bernie can take his cult members supporters and go back to Vermont to continue accomplishing nothing in the Senate. Is the press going to continue to give him a free pass or are they too busy reporting on Amy Klobuchar’s all caps emails or that time Kirsten Gillibrand was less than gracio…

Not to mention that he’s not a fucking Democrat.

Pence’s head twitched slightly as the audience watched in silence.

Police departments don’t work with right-wing terrorist groups.

Nobody wants to fuck you. Nobody cares about you. Your parents hate you and the only thing that can give you satisfaction in your sad life is commenting about getting fucked in the ass and pissing on yourself.

I grew up in DC, moved to Wisconsin for college, stuck around for many years afterward during which I met my wife, and then moved back to DC a couple years after we got married. I know I have to be really nice to her, lest I wind up in the DC dating market. Well, also because I just should be nice to her, of course.…

Oh Jesus christ get the fuck over yourself. You’re not being oppressed in any way. I imagine being around your is an exhausting affair as you try your hardest to become a victim whenever possible.

Wait... good, bad, or otherwise, if he defends himself that means he did it? Now I’m REALLY confused.

is it perhaps true that dating just basically sucks, no matter the locations? the reason varies, but the combination of rejection, questionable trust and possible concealed criminality, added to an unhealthy dose of body inadequacies and patently absurd expectations from idealized romantic movies to make a perfect…

Dating in DC when I was fresh outta law school and clerking was like trying to date the characters of Animal House (or Animal Farm? Or both?). Don’t miss at all.

“All three say they were groped at fraternity parties their first semester of college. Walker, who is black, also said she was passed over in favor of white attendees by fraternity brothers controlling admission to a party. The lawsuit demands Yale take responsibility for the party scene and also asks for a court…

I can’t imagine this is going to go anywhere. The sheer basis of the lawsuit is that fraternities are bad, I want in. If only there were greek organizations for women....

Sure.

Maybe she should have killed herself instead of making someone else do it.

15 months and a charge of involuntary manslaughter is madness for this.

This is one of the stories where you find out who believes in feminism and who just wants white women to take the place of white men on the society’s totem pole. I mean, chalking up dismay at a boss throwing things at their staffers to “sexist double standards; if a man can do it, why not a woman?” Huh?

Tiger: Your honor, I am not to blame here. The zookeeper told me to eat the pussy.

They were not clear.  He thought she WAS dinner.  Yet another example of a simple miscommunication. 

Well, she has to be a sports agent. Because all men are only into sports, and that’s the only place this could work. Sports, sports, sports. Sporty sports sports. Sportsorello. Sports sports. SPOOOOOOOOOOOOORTS.