At 6’11” and fifteen years old, he’s already a bigger man (literally and figuratively) than Dwight Howard.

Also! Men in adult apartments: you need to have two sides to the bed. That’s two aisles. Don’t throw the bed in a corner like it is at your mom’s house and expect a woman to either crawl over you or off the bottom of the bed when she needs to go to the bathroom.

Buy Bamboo sheets. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!

When choosing a mattress, spring for the queen. I know sometimes it sounds like a full will be better (you can fit more stuff!) and they’re always a little cheaper and sure it’s fun to be super cuddly for a few nights, but you do not want to be the guy who has the bed that’s impossible to sleep in. You will not regret…

Speaking of rugs, if you have wooden floors, an area rug will make your place a little cozier.

Julian edleman. ALL. FUCKING. DAY.

Serge Ibaka forgives you for leaving him off this list. He understands that you were literally blinded by his handsomeness and thus unable to recall his beauty when putting this together.

My wife’s top boning prospect is still David Beckham.

Shouldn’t he be patting himself on the head at the same time?

and James claimed it “didn’t look like a basketball play.”

Choczpacho.

Or, he informed the team on Friday like the article says. He should be commended for making a tough decision to walk away from pretty much a guaranteed starting spot and future millions of dollars for his long-term health.

I'm reluctant to condone an egging, but it seems justified in this case. My preferred method is coating the windshield with vaseline. It can't be driven until it's cleaned, but what a pain in the ass to try and get it removed. No lasting damage to the vehicle and the look on the cashier's face when you set down a…

It should be on the front fucking page of EVERYTHING.

Surprised that MSNBC didn't edit it to say "fuck her left in the pussy."

Johnson: Would you like to see Sunderland?

See, Wilson isn't that great. At best, he's a roll player in that offense.

God, haven't seen someone try to avoid Blackman like that since Donald Sterling was running the Clippers

*sips skinny whole-milk nonalcoholic Irish macchiato* from their monogrammed thermos

My wife died last year at age 35. (Bear with me, totally not trolling for sympathy.)