Same here. I should have known better than to start reading this at the office, but I just can’t resist a good poop story (as long as it happened to someone else). About two stories in I was laughing so hard that three coworkers asked me to send them the link.

There’s absolutely no way I wouldn’t have searched the office for the rest of the day to match the shoes to the monster. Not so much because I’d want to know which coworker can’t shit without a snack, but because I wouldn’t be able to sleep until I knew I’d done everything I can to make sure that guy never tries to…

When I saw this was my hometown, I just knew this story wasn’t going anywhere good.

The only question I have about those pants is why the hell is he still wearing them.

Same here. I can’t decide which is worse, reading the truth or scrolling all the way to the bottom and finding nothing. I’m leaning toward Nick having done us a favor.

YES! Softest. Sheets. Ever. I bought a set more than 10 years ago and finally had to throw them out about two months ago when they literally disintegrated. I’m still not over it.

Don’t forget about curtains. I’m not talking about custom window treatments or anything flowery or frilly or fringy. A couple of panels in a solid color or simple stripes will suffice. Maybe put the panels at either end and hang some white sheers in between if you have a wide window and you’re feeling feisty. Just,…

I can’t speak for all the ladies, but a TV in the bedroom wouldn’t bother me at all. I would have had one myself but I was too cheap to pay for a second cable box and I’ve found that I sleep better without one in the bedroom.The game systems (as in plural, right?) might give me pause though. But in the living room I’d…

And don’t skimp on the sheets. Stick a finger or two inside the packaging and give those things a feel before you buy them. If it’s stiff or scratchy, you don’t want it. I’ve always washed new sheets before putting them on the bed, but there’ only so much fabric softener can do. High thread counts and Egyptian cotton…

You can keep Chandler Parsons. He’s a little too Biebery for my tastes. Kevin Love — especially scruffy or beardy Kevin Love — can get it all damn day.

Frozen or thawed? I prefer it frozen.

When you think about it, it's really not that different than dipping a grilled cheese in tomato soup, which is friggin' delicious.

Plain cooked spaghetti. No sauce, just a big dollop of sour cream. This was the only way my dad would ever eat spaghetti and I grew up eating this way. Never thought it was weird until I got old enough to notice waitresses giving my mom the side-eye when I'd order it at a diner. I've moved on to traditional sauces as…

I think it depends on who's playing the violin. I recently went along with a friend who was auditioning to sing the anthem at a minor league game, and a few spots ahead of him in line was a girl with a violin. She was fantastic. By making in instrumental, she completely eliminated the anticipation of waiting to see…

At the very least he should have helped. I'm wondering if taking his hysterical sister to the hhospital wasn't, at least in part, his way of getting out of cleaning that shit up.

The fact that the photos existed didn't bother me. To be honest, if you didn't know the baby was stillborn, you probably just would have thought he was sleeping. He was was their baby and if having those photos brings them some kind of peace, then I'm all for it. But judging by the look on my cousin's face, he didn't…

My cousin's first child died in utero, but the pregnancy was so far along that his wife had to deliver the baby. I live halfway across the country from them and didn't see them until we all got together for Thanksgiving or some other big family event months later. As we sat at the table over coffee and cake, his wife…