Hopefully he recovers enough to record one tackle in the wild card round blowout loss to the Steelers

God what an unnecessarily aggressive post I wrote. I think this is a silly article but sorry I was so weirdly furious.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

It would be quicker to list all the times he actually succeeded at his job. Let me try:

You know what’s funny? I was actually thinking “while I wish Kaepernick would stand for the national anthem and honor his country, I totally understand and respect his decision. If his stance helps, even in a small way, to shed some more light on issues facing minorities in this country, then it was worth it.”

I call this piece, “Intercourse with a Kardashian”