Strange use of the word “hero”. She read a book for fucks sake. I read a book every day on the way to work, does that make me a hero?

I’m at a bit of a loss here. Can anyone explain to me what this guy has that makes him qualified to (possibly) run the country? Does he have experience in foreign relations? Military ops? The national budget? What?

How many people in your office sit around thinking up the most click-bait headlines possible?

Great article, thanks! We have two older laptops at home running XP that we no longer user and that are just gathering dust. One was our sons when he was in high school and he got something more useful when he went off to college, and the other was my wife’s that got overtaken by a newer work computer. Although I am…

I love my French Press, but they are such a mess to clean up. Does anyone have tips for making this an easier process?

I love my French Press, but they are such a mess to clean up. Does anyone have tips for making this an easier…

He can be as much of a dick as he wants. How many people might these idiots have killed on this little fun ride? Luckily it was just them.

“ones with women creepily edging into pornography”

Dear Bristol Palin,

They’re not diplomats. It’s a pretty good bet they are the spoiled children of diplomats. Unfortunately they all get diplomatic immunity.

“ the yellow LaFerrari seen around Beverly Hills is from Qatar,” “What a fucking surprise” said nobody ever.

To bear cubs, everything in the world is a playground.

I’m surprised this article didn’t tell how he planned and launched the 9/11 attacks as some way of making up for his presidential inadequacy. Deadspin writers need to stick to writing about NFL teams and leave serious things like 9/11 and presidents to the grown ups to discuss..

You are a very sad person.

I must have missed it, but maybe you can tell me where in this one-sided cynical article the Marine officer is described as a “hero”? Or maybe you are just referring the fucking big sandwich you are eating as you lay on your mom’s sofa.

Why can’t we just ban the sale of ammunition? Wouldn’t that render all guns useless?

I will second Paprika on the iPad. It clips and saves recipes flawlessly and when using it to actually create dinner from a recipe it automatically stops the iPad from going to sleep.

And there I was thinking it was just a cartoon strip. Over analyzed much?

T-Mobile customer here. I’d never heard of the Rhapsody UnRadio before and I get the message that it’s $4 a month, which is a special option based on the t-mobile rate plan. Doesn’t seem to be very free.

Thanks Matt!

I wish that the people that get chosen to showcase their EDC bags would give some explanation of why they carry the stuff they do. Is it just habit or do they actually use the things in it regularly? A lockpick set? Audrey Hepburn playing cards?